My name is Chris Clausen. I want to tell you about how wonderful and amazing Dipika Sharma is… .
Not at all!
Juuust kidding! She’s amazing. She’s magnificent. She’s glorious. She’s fantastic. She’s beautiful. She’s mean and funny and weird and I’m afraid she might be insane, but whatever because she’s cool and all mine and I love her very much.
So baby, I know we haven’t had a lot of time talk lately cuz we’ve both been busy and stuff, but I just wanted to let you know this:
I CAN BE CUTE TOO, YO!!!!
See?! Totally being adorable right now by posting this on YOUR tumblr so chances are you’ll probably never read it! But in case you do, I posted this for all your followers to see how much I love you. And how adorable I can be and why they should all be jealous of our awesome love.
SUCK IT TUMBLR! SHE’S MINE!!!
Okay I love you baby! Bye bye!!
(P.S. Follow me cuz I’m the best.)